Send me a pairing and a number and I’ll write you a ficlet about one

… grinding up against the other
… moaning the other’s name
… stripping off
… sexting
… giving the other a strip tease
… giving a lap dance
… being drenched whilst wearing white
… leaping into the other’s arms
… confessing a fetish
… pinning the other against a wall
… trying to turn the other on
… successfully turning the other on
… turning the other off
… tying up the other
… spanking the other
… having some “private time” and the other accidentally walking in
… having a “friend” over and the other accidentally interrupting
… flashing the other
… having a wet dream and calling the other’s name during it
… bending over seductively to pick something up for the other
… leaving hickeys on the other’s neck
… trying to play footsie with the other during a meeting
… trying to go down on the other, under the table, during dinner

thealeksdemon-art:

Okay so apparently something WORSE happened in the most recent episode none o’ you better dare spoil it for me Scanlan is my favourite character and I don’t wanna know anything that will break my heart

jjuuppiter:

a very very very self indulgent Post reveal Mari and Adrien Older AU
i said it’s very self indulgent because i just knew that designers wear lab coat too after watching dior yt video and i immediately really wanted to draw adrien n mari wearing a matching lab coat…
also the mari’s pigtails short fancomic is based on myself lol (i told you really really self indulgent). i loveeeeee it when people with short hair tie their hair, it looks so cute like a small make up brush lol xD
anyway the aged up looks are the same with my old older AU fancomic except adrien’s hair is shorter now. im practicing to draw him looking less baby haha for something… it’s really hard, i forgot how to draw manly man u_u

jjuuppiter:

Mari and Adrien Older AU, Post reveal~
I just really love the idea of adrien living his chat noir persona even outside the mask and mari outgrowing her crazy crush for adrien and truly loving him for his imperfect-perfect self uwu

jjuuppiter:

one night after patrol… another futile attempt from chat to get to know the love of his life outside the mask
(okay i just had this random idea of ladybug sending chat a vague selfie to shut chat up after he bombarded her with messages)
(lb selfie was based after my own selfie. im sorry but the pose was just right 🙈)

jjuuppiter:

ref: https://id.pinterest.com/pin/829788300087433328
chat noir then tried to save the picture but couldn’t find the story because mari shared it only for her close friend list (and i dont think adrien will be in that list :p)
(anyway i love it that they actually have an official instagram for each of the ML characters)

tulpa777:

nutsacktorturer:
debkorvelus:
I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing. There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it. If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.
my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water
me: